A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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Knock knock --Come in.

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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