Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

so dont touch it.

Tell you something funny.

A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

What comes after 23? 24.

Anti Joke

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