Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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What comes after 23? 24.

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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