Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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