What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Anti Joke

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