What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Zach Barlow

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

knock knock who's there no one

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

A disabled man walks into a bar.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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