How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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Maturity is a virtue.

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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