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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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woman's rights

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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