- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

I killed someone today. :D

I just can't stand sitting down!

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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