Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Wy did the chicken?

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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Is this where I type the joke?

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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