What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

Snooki

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

Dogs

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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