- Anti Joke

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.