What isn't funny? The holacost.

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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I can't see my forehead

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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