why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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#scabbers

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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W.N.B.A.

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Gorden Brown.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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