A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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