Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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Woman's Rights

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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Well educated black man.

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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this girl died

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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