- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

dead battery come on down

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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