- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

What did the man with cancer do? Die

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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