A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

Michael Castillo is gay

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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