A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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Chrissy is funny.

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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