Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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