Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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