- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What did the man with cancer do? Die

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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