What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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