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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

Anagram.

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

justin bieber

Womens' Rights

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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