Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

KKK

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

i like turtals and kids

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

pickle juice?

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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