why did the puppy poop? he had too

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

An English man walks into a pub.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

how now brown cow. WTF.

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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