Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

A new restaurant KKKcake

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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