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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

What is 2+2? 4!

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

What did the snake say to the rat?

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

what's red and blue? your heart

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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