- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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