- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

womens rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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