- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

1+1 =? Too

A girl gets raped -teagan d

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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