- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

If life throws you melons... ouch

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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