- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

Your Mom.

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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