- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

What is cold? Winter

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

we all know sammi has a penis

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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