What's worse than cancer? Death.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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Womens rights.

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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