A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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soccor

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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Barack Obama

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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