How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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Yo mamas so fat

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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justin bieber

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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