- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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