i love huge wieners.

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Cold camel scrotum.

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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Michael Brown

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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