some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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whats 2+2? 4

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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