- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

What would you rather do or drag a board?

Women Driving.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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