- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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