Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ted Haggard.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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Punch line.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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