Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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Fox News.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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