Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

Ted Haggard.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

Keep up the fun Nero!

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

What's funnier than poop? More poop

buttcrack thumbs up

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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