- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Obama

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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