What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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