- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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