What's funnier than 24? 25

A man made a sandwich.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

I just can't stand sitting down!

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

Seth stock has a large penis

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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