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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Knock, knock. answers door

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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