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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

Are you Drew?

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

Knock, knock. answers door

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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