GINGER PEOPLE

Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

Maturity is a virtue.

b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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