Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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Knock knock. Death.

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I need a good anti joke....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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These might be offensive Events: * The Black Plague * The Columbine High-School Massacre * The Enron Scandal * The Great Depression * Hurricane Katrina * The Iraq War * Krakatoa * Mt. Vesuvius * September 11 2001 * Titanic * World War I and II People: * Adolf Hitler * Al Capone * Attila the Hun * Blackbeard * Caligula * Charles Manson * Ed Gein * Elizabeth Bathory * Idi Amin * Ivan the Terrible * Jeffery Dahmer * Josef Fritzl * Josef Mengele * Joseph Stalin * Kim Il-sung * The Ku Klux Klan * Nero * Osama bin Laden * Pol Pot * Saddam Hussein * The Taliban * Torquemada * Vlad the Impaler Diseases: * AIDS * Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis * Bubonic Plague * Cholera * Chronic Diarrhea * Cystic Fibrosis * Dysentery * Ebola Virus * Gonorrhea * Herpes * Leprosy * Mad Cow * Malaria * Necrotizing Fasciitis * Polio * Rabies * Scurvy * Smallpox Films: * Antichrist * Audition * August Underground's Mordum * Blue Velvet * The Boy in the Striped Pajamas * Cannibal Holocaust * Goodbye Uncle Tom * Gummo * Happiness * Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer * I Spit On Your Grave * Irreversible * Men Behind the Sun * Mysterious Skin * Once Were Warriors * Requiem for a Dream * Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom * Schindler's List * Taxi Driver * Vase de Noces Misc: * Alcoholism * Anorexia Nervosa and eating disorders * Arson * Bestiality * Cannibalism * Capital punishment * Castration * Child abuse * Colonoscopies * Coprophilia/phagia * Drug abuse/addiction * Electric torture * The gassing of cats and dogs that have been abandoned * Genocide * Human sacrifice * Losing one's favorite childhood toy * Mustard gas * Necrophilia * Neo-Nazism * One's grandmother dying * Pedophilia * Racism * Rape * Religious intolerance * Stillborn babies * Suicide * Walking on broken glass * Working on weekends Peter1-8

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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<=-[ J1MMY | Dubstep Maniacs Crew 4 Life ]-=>

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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