- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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