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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

Hi my name is Jim

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

If life throws you melons... ouch

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Pickles

Yes.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

Anti Joke

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