a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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LOL May Wong

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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Bloody kids ...

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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