Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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all these jokes suck ass

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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womens rights

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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