united we sit, cause we're fat

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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This is a joke

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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Snausages.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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