How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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wanna here a joke??? read below...

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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The Pope

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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