- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

Joe Biden

what do you call a dead black man? dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

My name is Harry.

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

I like hats XD!

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