- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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