Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

knock knock whose there? my penis.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

peter charastabopouloulous

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

I'm gay. No homo.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Knock knock

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

connor sucks

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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