What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Why? Because!

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

knock knock who's there police

womens rights

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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