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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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