why is john so fat years of over eating

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

How old is victor? Old

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

all these jokes suck ass

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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