- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

general tso's broccoli

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

Does this napkin chloroform?

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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