- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

My life :(

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

What is 2+2? 4!

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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