You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

What is 2+2? 4!

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

gay marriage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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