- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

I've got a dig bick

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

I went river dancing once. I fell in

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

this is gay

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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