There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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I've got a dig bick

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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this is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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