- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

liam buchan is gay !

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

obama's promises

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What is funnier then 25 9/11

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