- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

Ted Haggard.

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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