What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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19th amendment

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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Anti Joke

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