why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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