- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the clock say? The time.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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