Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

The cow went moo

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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