DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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hi corey

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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dead battery come on down

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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