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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Nicolas Cage's acting.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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