Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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The game!

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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