- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

What did the clock say? The time.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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I had sex. Just kidding.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

What's funnier than 24? 25

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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