- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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