Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

The Braves win the N.L. east

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Good luck on your finals everyone!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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