- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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