- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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