What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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Woman.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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The cow went moo

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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