Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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myspace

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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