A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

I like hats XD!

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

whats the best thing about polio...death

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

.....Carrot Top....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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