Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Womens rights

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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