What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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What's 4+7 47

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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peter charastabopouloulous

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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