- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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