1 Jew XD

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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I've got a dig bick

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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NASCAR

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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W.N.B.A.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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this is gay

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ginger

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Drunk irish man

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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