Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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Anti Joke

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