Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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Anti-joke.

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Vagina ass.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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