- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Spell: “This word”

Womens rights.

conrad profit

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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