what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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Dani barton= lovely

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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for keeps?

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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