Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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Guess what? Holocaust

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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