- Anti Joke

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.