Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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Not Steve Jobs

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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i cant think of one.

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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