- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

What is better than a cat? Nothing

Like if you like big tits.

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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