- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you watch ? a tv

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Trashcan!

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Jews

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Nothing yet CC

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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