- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Cows go moo.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

What does A duck smoke? Quack

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

what do you watch ? a tv

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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