What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Women's rights

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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