Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Women's Rights.

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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Your Mom.

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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nba live 13

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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