Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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19th amendment

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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