A man is driving down a back country road in an old beat up car going 30 mph when he notices a black horse and a white horse keeping pace with him. They keep up with him for a few miles before passing him and turning into a farm on the road. The man is quite impressed with the horses speed and follows them to the farmer and offers the farmer living there the horses in exchange for the car. The farmer says the horses are bad luck but accepts the trade, and the man walks off with the horses. The man then enters the horses in a big horse race and puts a lot of money on them. The horses immediately take the lead and are about to finish the race when the black horse trips and the white horse goes back to pick him up and end up losing. The man is furious and returns the horses to the farmer and gets his car back. The next day another man is driving in a nicer car down the same road going 50 mph when the black horse and the white horse run right past his car. Impressed with the horses speed the man trades his car to the farmer who warns him about the horses. Ignoring the farmer's warning the man enters the horses in a new race. The horses once again take the lead and are close to finishing first and second when the black horse trips and the white horse goes and picks him up again once again losing their lead. The man angrily returns the horses in exchange for his car. The next day a third man drives down the same road in a brand new sports car. While he's testing the limits of the car the horses catch up to him and run with him. Surprised by the speed of the horses the man speeds up in his car but the horses manage to keep up. The horses eventually run past the man and turn into their farm, and the man looks down and realizes that the horses had been running faster than 120 mph. The man goes to the farmer and offers his car in exchange for the horses. The farmer accepts but gives the man the same warning he gave the two men earlier. The new man just like the other two men ignores the warning and enters the horses into a race and bets a lot of money on them. This time the horse take the lead out of the gate but feet from the finish line the white horse trips and falls. The black horse seeing this goes back and helps him up once again losing the race. The man is disgusted and releases the horses into the city in hopes that they'll die out there. The two horses are wander into a bar, and the bartender looks at them and says: "hey you two why the long face?"

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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I like pom

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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You

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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