What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

What is better than a cat? Nothing

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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