- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

Knock knock. Come in.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

You smell like shit

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

women outside of the kitchen

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