- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

Yo mamas so fat

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

knock knock who's there police

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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