- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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