Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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