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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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