What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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