whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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