What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Guess what? Holocaust

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

FAP

A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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