What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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