- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

1+1 =? Too

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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