- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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