Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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man boobs

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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Girls Basketball.

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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ginger

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1 Jew XD

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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