Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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