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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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