- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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