Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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whats 2+2? 4

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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Farts smell bad!

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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Anti Joke

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