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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Christians pornstars.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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