- Anti Joke

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

I have two hands. Some people dont.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.