What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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