- Anti Joke

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.