- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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