How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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Civil Rights.

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peter charastabopouloulous

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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