Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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why?

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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Anti Joke

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