- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

this is a joke

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

George Bush does not care about black people.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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