whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

womens rights to vote

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

Jared Gough is a slut

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Anti Joke

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