Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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