- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

hey.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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