- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

knock knock!! kanye west

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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