whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Penis-Pump

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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Gadaffi

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Where's my tractor?

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