How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

So. The gays. ...

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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