A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

Penis-Pump

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

How did th-A fridge.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

Matt Damon

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

George Bush.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

So a black man hails a taxi...

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

a man walks into horse bar

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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