Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Nobody cares.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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Potato.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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