without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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Women's rights.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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( o Y o )

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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