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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

George Bush does not care about black people.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

What's 9+10=? 19

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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