- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cows go moo.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

What's dead? Your mum.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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